Style Cynics

I’ve always been one of those people who hate graffiti. I do recognize it as an art form, when it’s done well, but really, I’d prefer that my apartment exterior walls stay clean and spray-paint free. However, after seeing these beautiful Christian Louboutin pumps, it’s safe to say that my dislike of graffiti doesn’t extend to my shoes. Louboutins always get me excited, but honestly, where else would you find a pair of lemon-yellow shoes with a black upper and a red stiletto heel? And what’s even better is that the combination works – I’m not left wrinkling my nose at the thought of a wildly-patterned shoe designed for shock factor. Yeah, I’m shocked, but shocked in a good way – the same shock I’d get if Dolce and Gabbana decided to lower the price on their sexy Tall Harness boots.

We’ve got skinny jeans, and now we’ve got skinny handbags, which for the most part, don’t impress me. I’ve seen a lot of mediocre creations, but this bag by Christian Louboutin definitely catches my attention. It’s barely four and a half inches high, but it’s definitely the most interesting thing you’ll carry this season. Maybe it’s because I have an attraction to shiny handbags, but when I saw this one, I practically drooled. I certainly had to fight my credit card back into my wallet!

In my opinion, pink is never overrated, although I have some fashionista friends who would like to see the color erased from the fashion spectrum. For people like me who just love their shoes, these Christian Louboutin classic pink pumps are absolutely delicious. They’ve got a shiny leather upper paired with a deeper pink stiletto heel that stands a whopping four and a half inches. You’ve got to be serious about your shoes if you’re going to balance on these babies. The shoe has a peep open toe, for showing off that fresh pedicure, and a padded insole for those long nights of dancing (although if you’re going to wear Louboutins, you’re pretty much wearing them to be noticed). The shoes themselves, according to the site, run a bit small, so if you’re going to spend the half a paycheck to get these pumps, get a half size larger.

Even though this Christian Louboutin hobo bag looks soft and fluffy, you you’re your handbag to be more than a mock pet – don’t you?

Sure it might look ready to warm you lap, because this luxurious hobo bag is covered in soft orylag fur and trimmed in patent leather. I can’t even see you going for this bag if you were coo-coo for fur. That, or so die hard Christian Louboutin you think he can do no wrong.

This Christian Louboutin is simply delicious because it looks like a bar of pure sliver.

Cold, calculated, sharp and strong – those are just a few of the words that came to mind when I first laid eyes on this Asymmetrical Leather Clutch by Christian Louboutin.