Style Cynics

Does any real fashionista really think they will look fashionable carrying this skull printed canvas Thomas Wylde Fairground Tote?

This is something I expect every carnie bitch to be carrying come fall when the fall fair circuit comes to town. I can just see them now, getting out of their trailers with their Thomas Wylde Totes and searching through them for a pack of menthols on the way to set up the tilt-a-whirl.

Come on people this is not Goth chique – it’s just trailer trash taste.

Sure I’m a fan of the odd carefully placed skull on a scarf or cute little summer skirt, but in this case it’s pure overkill! Wylde’s Fairground design is pure hideous…it kind of gives me a feeling a la too much candy corn and candy apples after a ride on the Farris wheel when my dumb ass boyfriend decided to rock it when we were still at the very top – blah!

The flamboyant Wylde tote is decked out in gold skull-printed canvas with black patent leather trim, and medieval gunmetal cross designs – I seriously think that Elton John or Cher might buy this purse, so if you appreciate either fashion sense – this bag is for you!

Get your Goth on for $990 at eLuxury.com.

For more skeleton overkill check out this Dan W Mortisha Skull & Stud Jumbo Messenger bag for $90 at ebags.com.

Or skull happy folks can pick from a variety of colors with this Women’s Yak Pak Catrina hobo for just $30.45, at Shoebuy.com.

This entry was posted on Thursday, September 13th, 2007 at 9:09 am and is filed under Designer Handbags.